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Do You Want To Know A Secret?

Author: redvalerian
Title: Do You Want To Know A Secret?
A gift for: dorothydonne
Characters/Pairing: S/J
Category: Slash
Rating: G until the epilogue which is PG/13
Warnings: None apart from some PG/13 shenanigans in the Epilogue
Summary: In which Sherlock makes a wager which he turns out to be more than happy to lose. Herein find fluff and more fluff and yet more fluff, plus a touch of smut and some nose-rubbing under a Christmas Tree.
Length: 6051

Author's Notes: Written for the following Sherlockmas challenge:

S/J: John tries to buy Sherlock a Christmas present. Every time he brings something home, Sherlock figures out what it is. John has to get creative. Maybe the Christmas present turns into a night of shameless kinkery.

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Title: Those Little Old 'Willing Suspension of Disbelief' Blues
Writer: redvalerian
Status of work: complete
Characters and/or pairings: Sherlock/John
Rating: G
Warnings, kinks & contents: Pretty much fluff
Length: 1582
Summary: Post-Reichenbach, John gets his own way. And John really, really want to go to and see a West End Musical with his partner. Sherlock hates musicals. Guess who wins?

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The Promise

Title: The Promise
Writer: redvalerian
Status of work: complete
Characters and/or pairings: Sherlock/John
Rating: G
Warnings, kinks & contents: Character death/suicide
Length: 221
Summary: John bids Sherlock a final farewell, but the implication is that they've had a long and happy life together first. That summary is probably longer than the story! I meant to write something cheerful and smutty to answer a challenge, and instead this 221b angst-fest appeared. Sorry. I'm not sure where it came from.

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CARPE DIEM

Title: Carpe Diem
Writer: redvalerian
Status of work: complete
Characters and/or pairings: Sherlock/John
Rating: G
Warnings, kinks & contents: none - Fluff start to finish
Length: 3145

In which John comes home from Sainsburys to find a chubby baby in their sitting room; a ginger cherub with a smattering of freckles and the unmistakable air someone who occupies the very opposite of a minor position in the British Government. Who could it be? And will the baby bring him closer to Sherlock or drive them apart again?

Written in response to the following prompt: A Kid fic with one character/couple taking care of the Kid version of another character or characters. Somehow it turned into a Sherlock/John fluff piece, as well. So much fluff. Hope that's OK?

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Channelling Eleanor Rigby - Part three

Title - Channelling Eleanor Rigby
Author - redvalerian
E-Mail address - redvalerian@gmail.com
Rating - PG
Category – Hathaway/Lewis
Tags – Hathaway, Lewis, slash, erotica, fantasy, angst, happy ending eventually,

All the lonely people. Where do they all come from. And what do they do when they’re alone? (This is a re-working of a story I wrote over a decade ago for another fandom altogether. A few changes in gender pronoun were necessary.)
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Title - Channelling Eleanor Rigby
Author - redvalerian
E-Mail address - redvalerian@gmail.com
Rating - NC17
Category – Hathaway/Lewis
Tags – Hathaway, Lewis, slash, erotica, fantasy, angst, happy ending eventually,

All the lonely people. Where do they all come from. And what do they do when they’re alone? (This is a re-working of a story I wrote over a decade ago for another fandom altogether. A few changes in gender pronoun were necessary.)

Hathaway dreams about a certain Detective Inspector that he thinks can never love him. He's wrong.

Written for Day Six of the Lewis Week of Love challenge.


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For the Love of Gummy Bears

Title: For the Love of Gummy Bears
Author: redvalerian
Rating: G - Hathaway’s a Priest, for goodness sake
Word Count: 2259
Pairing: Hathaway/Lewis
Summary: In which a bag of Gummy Bears feature and Father Lewis Hathaway finds a new chess partner.
Key words: Alternative universe; friendship;
Disclaimer: Not mine. Worse luck.

AU in which Detective Sergeant Hathaway never left the seminary, but became Father James instead. In this story, he helps DI Lewis solve a crime, with the aid of some Gummy Bears and a bit of quick-thinking.

Written for Day Two of the Lewis Week of Love challenge. Originally it said: AU all the time, so I went with a universe in which Hathaway became a priest after all.

For the Love of Gummy Bears

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The Graveyard Shift

Title: The Graveyard Shift
Author: redvalerian
Rating: PG for mild discussion of contraceptives.
Pairing: Hathaway/Lewis
Summary: In which two nurses discuss the relationship between Dr Robert Lewis and the new registrar, James Hathaway.
Key words: Alternative universe; gay issues; contraceptives; durex
Disclaimer: Not mine. Worse luck.

The Graveyard Shift by redvalerian
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What Are Friends For, After All?

Title: What Are Friends For, After All?
Author: redvalerian
Rating: G – but a hint of lascivious things to come
Word Count: 1980
Pairing: Hathaway/Lewis
Summary: In which a gigantic spider scares Hathaway out of house and home, and Lewis saves the day, as usual.

Written for the Lewis Week of Love Challenge. Friendship and familial love (celebrating the human connections beyond romance and sex)
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The Caveat Emporium Parts 4-6

Title - THE CAVEAT EMPORIUM
Author - Red Valerian
E-Mail address - redvalerian@gmail.com
Rating - PG/R/NC 17 - all of the above in succession
Category - Romance/LUST between Scully and......wait and see. It's complicated.
Spoilers - minor mention of Syzygy
Keywords - UST City at first but by the optional final chapter, NC17 moves into the neighbourhood in a BIG way.
Summary - For reasons of her own, Scully insists on going undercover at a telephone sex establishment. In the process, she drives the surveillance team to distraction - said 'team' consisting of her partner and a certain Assistant Director. She also manages to exorcise some ghosts and to rid the world of a serial killer at the same time. All with one hand tied behind her back.

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